TW Column by Emily Toth
Women are more apt to tell drawn-out stories, with caresses and tweaks.
Women are more apt to tell drawn-out stories, with caresses and tweaks.
You were so bored. You were so right.
Because that’s the sweet spot I’ve learned to aim for—the moment when readers snicker or make fake barfing noises.
If I do things just right, the terror of the empty page won’t rise up and engulf me.
Chopin set out to write what was then YA literature, but even her earliest stories have peculiar twists.
I don’t believe in an afterlife. I’m not worried I’ll come back as a tampon.
The first sentence of Pride and Prejudice works as a tweet, but not as flash.
The tangled story of Sodom can test your faith in Yahweh’s leadership.
I have no ethical problem with writing a bestseller. Like most mid-listers, I’ve certainly tried.
You do need Mom and Dad to fuck you up—or you don’t have much of a story.